{"product_id":"the-dirty-mahj-mat","title":"The Dirty Mahj Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReserve yours now, ships out November 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhere sass meets strategy. The Dirty Mahj Mat is 33 inches square of pure mahjong mischief — smooth neoprene with the Dirty Mahj logo front and center, ringed with the one-liners your table already lives by: “I’m not a player, I just mahj a lot” and “99 problems but mahjong ain’t one.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe non-slip rubber backing keeps your tiles put while the jokes fly, perfectly sized for four-player chaos. Roll it out, stack those tiles, and let the games (and the laughs) begin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wrapped In A Cloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68068440244437,"sku":"F-DIRTY-MAT-DIRTY","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0397\/9689\/9999\/files\/Mat-Dirty-Blue.png?v=1793512005","url":"https:\/\/www.wrappedinacloud.com\/products\/the-dirty-mahj-mat","provider":"Wrapped In A Cloud","version":"1.0","type":"link"}